Feminists Eat Your Heart Out!

I am officially , after two years, employed! All I can say is thank God!! I've been in the zone of not knowing when my debit card will meet its imminent demise. You know, the horrendous sweat that you get going and the unwillingness to look the cashier in the eye. The humiliation of when that last dollar is no longer in the pot; the looks of both pity and smug smiles is enough for anyone to want to become a real life Borrower. It's an awful time in every beauty and fashion and food lovers life. Well no more my spunky gal pals, I've almost recovered completely from my brief stint in elder hood, and come out fighting....as a box office attendant! Baby steps, right?  Yep, so now I work at a comedy club and I don't think it could be a more perfect fit! I get to basically sit down all day, get free tickets to some shows, cheap food, and amazing pay! This girls life is really sad isn't it?... Really though, it seems like a great place to work and I love comedy. In my interview, the manager asked me what comedians I liked and I told him about Michael Mcintyre, Rhod Gilbert, Greg Davies ect. But when I said that I loved Bo Burnham - he didn't know who he was, so we watched a few things on Youtube, and now he's gonna try to book him. Freckin good interview if you ask me. Now if they do actually get him, I have to work on not having a panic attack....Where's the Ativan...?
 

Who are some of your panic attack inducing 'celebrities'? 

 

We all get a little crazy....

What do you do when you have writers block, and no amount of lipstick or tinted moisturizer is going to fix it. Answer. You go on Pinterest and look at THE most 'awe' inducing animal there is on the planet. The Wombat. Please just take a moment and bask in the love and innocence these little guys exude.  You know when something is so adorable that you literally cannot compute into your brain that it exists and it IS. THAT. CUTE? That's what happened to me for about 8 minutes when I first had the privilege of landing my lucky unassuming eyes on Gods puppy.....Now to persuade my mum and the Australian/Canadian government to let me get one....I feel like cupcakes will have to be involved.

Sorry that this wasn't a beauty post, but just look at their wittle faces!! How could I not?!

GIVEAWAY || Michael Kors Perforated Clutch

It's that time again. The time where all you shopaholics go bonkers because you get to enter for something free. Hits the spot doesn't it? You've had a good week of controlling yourself, and keeping your mind from stores and all the sales celebrating inside them. All you crazy kooks have been so good, and I am so proud of you, that in order to 'cheers' you and your achievement, you get to enter to win a Michael Kors clutch everyday! That's right EVERYDAY! Just remember that this does not give you permission to fall off the band wagon, if that happens there will be no freebies for you! The GetGumball god will know and refuse you! On that note.....

2 Become 1

I saw this post on A Pretty Obsession's blog and thought that I would run with the idea! So as I understand it, GFC is coming to a tragic and unfortunate close. With this end comes Bloglovin'. If im completely honest I havent had much interest in it, although I do use it. It just has never been something that I routinely go to when it comes to my blog, and blogs of others. But that's just one average girls opinion. Here's how you can quickly and easily load all of the blogs that you follow on GFC to Bloglovin'. 

Log into Bloglovin'

Go to http://www.bloglovin.com/import

  Pick Google Reader

Import from Google Reader

Click 'Allow Access'

That's it! I know, crazy right?! I hope that I just saved you a couple hours of swearing at your computer screen. X

When The Stars Go Blue

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like up to this point you lot only really know a few things about me. I like makeup, fashion and Starbucks. I feel like if you, my lovely subscribers, are going to read my blog and hopefully be inspired by a few things, then it would only be fair for me, to share with you a bunch of other random little facts about me.

My gorgeous sisters and I at my high school graduation!

My name was originally Jamie but my mum legally changed it when I was about 7. After I saw A Walk To Remember I was furious!

I have had more animals than I can remember the names of. Mostly cats but dogs, bunnies, frogs, fish, birds, a hamster. I think its fair to say that I love animals.

My favorite cereal is French Toast Crunch. They haven't sold it in Canada for far too long, so I'm sending out a plead for anyone that is able to get a hold of it to send me a lifetimes supply!

My favorite TV show of all time is Veronica Mars and I seriously am having panic attacks waiting for the movie. Kristen Bell is pretty darn amazing! I Dream of Jeannie is a really close second.

Ive wanted to be a singer and actress my whole life but seeing as how it isn't the easiest career to break into, I'm now hopefully going to be a stylist.

Ive met the freckin glorious ginger Ed Sheeran. He was lovely but I was so excited that when i had my picture taken with him I didnt focus on looking not like an idiot. Worst picture-best memory! 

You probably wouldn't have guessed by looking at me that was a joke but I have never had a boyfriend....

My biggest fear is weather. I don't mean a little rain or hail, but tornadoes or earthquakes ect. In Canada, or at least where I live, we don't get earthquakes, hurricanes or anything like that. We get a lot of tornado warnings in the summer. Fun Fact: whenever we do get a tornado warning I get instant panic attacks until the warning has gone.

 I am a ridiculously picky eater. For your enjoyment and education, here is just a taste of the things that I will not eat. Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Pork, Lamb, any type of cheese that isn't from a cow, blueberries, bananas, fish, steak, meat on the bone, pineapple, olives. I think that probably good for now, but I can imagine that you were completely riveted, so please just feel free to ask for a whole post specifically centered on my least favorite foods. ;)

Never have I ever been to Disney Land or Disney World....I have been to Disney Paris but to be honest im not counting that...If you've been there I believe you'll know what I mean.

What do you think? Any things that really surprised you? X

My Week Through Instagram || #2

Ah Instagram - the photo sharing site loved by millions of inner fatty's. Seriously though, I never realized how much junk I actually eat. Instagram's like Weight Watchers for cheapo's. My excuse though for all the sinful sweetness in this post is that it was Easter. Me being the good Christian girl I am, knows that God would want me to celebrate his resurrection with multi-colored cupcakes and slushies... Yesterday I had a ridiculously early doctors appointment to do a post op check up. I havent gotten up before 11 AM for about a year, and so a 7:45 appointment really didn't sit well with me. The only way I know to help you get through and survive such torture, is an Iced Caramel Macchiato and a cheese croissant. Nothing can make you feel like waking up that early isnt a waste, is delectable Starbucks! Who loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch? You? Of course you do, it's delicious! As far as I'm concerned, sugary cereal is a necessity not a 'once in awhile treat', it's amazing and no one should be forced to go without.

GIVEAWAY || J.Crew Wild Side Wide Bangle

 So I know that this bracelet isn't to everyone's taste, but I feel like if you do like it, you're REALLY gonna like it! Again, you and I both have to thank the good people at Get Gumball for their fantabulous giveaways! You should all go over to their twitter page and say a thank you and add #DowningGiveaways if your feeling extra lovely! Make sure you check out my other social media-ness | links in the sidebar |

Leave me a comment with a few ideas on posts that you would be interested in reading about. I'll link your blog at the end of the post if your idea is chosen!